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 1st Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality

 and we all know who gave it to him...

   

Appropriate

Tips on: being gracious

 

Have you heard?

 

it's important to be lady-like!

 

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.  Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce.

 

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

 

 

A week later, Jennifer was terrified to learn that her father's new Young wife had bought the exact same dress!  

 

Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused.  'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied.

 

 

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said,

'Never- mind Sweetheart.  I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'

 

 

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.'

Her mother just smiled and replied…

'Of course I do, dear.  I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'     

 

 

So Silly

* Why Parents Drink *

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. 'Hello?'  

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

'Yes', whispered the small voice.

'May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, 'No.''


Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?'
'Yes.'

'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered,'No.'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

'Yes,' whispered the child,'a policeman.'

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

'No, he's busy,' whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,' came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

'A helicopter,' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, 'They just landed a helicopter.'

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated, the boss asked, 'What are they looking for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle . . . .

'ME.'